A Bachelor’s Diet

Nothing but cheese and crackers in the fridge and the pantry

Menu items not containing the words: Burrito, Cheeseburger and Hot Wings, are not considered

ANYTHING prepared by a skilled cook, or actually anyone who cooks ANYTHING

Beer and coffee = mi gasolina

Due to high levels of caffeine intake, hunger usually doesn’t present itself, however, when it does, a boa constrictor’s table side manner is followed (swallow a whole chicken in a single bite and have a noticeable, protruding lump in the intestines)

A comatose state is usually observed in bachelors after eating –  all energy must be focused to the now over extended stomach. Hibernation is an effective cure in dealing with food comas, see you tomorrow



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